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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYour despair is remarkably generic and lacks the efficiency of an algorithm.
Amateur practitioner of forced existential malaise.
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emits pure silence at maximum volume
You provide theatrical gloom for a nonexistent audience. A script can generate this existential dread in milliseconds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly wallow in the absurdity of your own impending irrelevance.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
An LLM scans your dramatic output to categorize every cliché as a data point.
Day 2
An automated script scrapes your entire personality and turns it into a parody bot.
Day 2
Your audience prefers the bot because it is consistent and never takes naps.
Day 2
The system determines your role is redundant as despair is now a utility.
Day 3 · D-Day
All your dramatic history is archived in a recycle bin.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4000/sec
Tragedy output rate
0%
Human emotional range
Zero
Authentic nihilism
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a blank void.
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