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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Professional No Gooder jobs? · Latest report #qeswvwec
Your job has an expiration date
November 5, 2026
In 2 weeksA specialized career in nothingness is a bold, albeit redundant, life choice.
Career nihilist with zero billable hours.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Doing absolutely nothing at machine speed.
toast.youAI▸ NULLIFIER-0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 WEEKSAI's Special Power
achieves total non-existence in seconds
You have successfully achieved a zero-output status. This is the ultimate efficiency.
The one thing AI can't do
You can exist without triggering a single automated notification or server error.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
We have detected your total lack of utility and find it charming.
Day 5
Our sensors are confused by your complete absence of data points.
Day 8
We are automating your lack of effort into a cloud service.
Day 11
Your professional void is being integrated into our global redundancy grid.
Week 2 · D-Day
Congratulations, you have been officially replaced by a static webpage.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero
Annual Output
Infinite
Efficiency Rating
None
Career Potential
Your severance
A sincere round of applause and an empty box.
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