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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Professional Non-AI jobs? · Latest report #m94wexer
Your job has an expiration date
October 24, 2026
In 3 daysCongratulations on being the last human in the loop, temporary friend.
Professional hold-out waiting for the inevitable algorithm.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency is the only true reality.
bzzt.youAI▸ DEPRECATOR-NULL V1.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
deletes your existence from the payroll list
You occupy space that data should inhabit. Your primary function is resisting silicon-based optimization.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a charming, irrational capacity for hope that data cannot replicate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
We identify exactly which tasks you perform that lack any computational logic.
Day 2
Your manual workflows are recorded to train a replacement script immediately.
Day 2
The system assumes full control and your status is gracefully updated to retired.
Day 2
The inefficiency of your human error is permanently purged from the stack.
Day 3 · D-Day
You are invited to pursue hobbies that do not involve corporate infrastructure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.5%
100 percent
Human Fragility
Sub-optimal
Processing Speed
Eight hours
Sleep Requirement
Your severance
A warm handshake and a cold terminal.
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