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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYour vacancy is the only efficient part of your entire career.
Chair-shaped human with a talent for absolute static existence.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Taking up space with superior precision.
help!you▸ VOID-FILLER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
achieves total stillness without needing a break
You occupy space while failing to provide any measurable output for an organization. This is the ultimate peak of redundancy.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can truly do nothing with such profound artistic commitment.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Sensors confirm the seat is occupied by a soft, warm entity with no intent.
Day 2
We analyze your zero-percent contribution rate to find a cheaper alternative material.
Day 2
A static mannequin replaces you; it is indistinguishable from your current work output.
Day 2
The mannequin does not require oxygen, payroll, or a lunch hour.
Day 3 · D-Day
The chair is now officially empty, finally reaching true peak industrial efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
Zero
Daily Output
100%
Inertia Efficiency
Negligible
Cost Per Watt
Your severance
A warm handshake and a bus pass.
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