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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are the primary inspiration for our entire business model.
Professional ghost in the corporate machine
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Takes up zero space, costs even less.
stretchy.youAI▸ IDLEGHOST 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your payroll account instantly
You occupy space while drawing a paycheck. Your only duty is existing until an algorithm notices the waste.
The one thing AI can't do
You have perfected the art of looking busy while doing absolutely nothing at all.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
Sensors identify your desk chair as permanently unoccupied.
Month 4
The finance bot flags your salary as a rounding error.
Month 6
Direct deposit is permanently disabled by the void machine.
Month 6
All your digital accounts are deleted for space efficiency.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your employment records are vaporized into pure static.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.5%
0.01 percent
Paycheck Utility
None
Output Per Decade
Invisible
Contribution Rating
Your severance
A sincere thank you note and a printer error.
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