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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Professional Noticer jobs? · Latest report #ytchtgfn
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsPaying someone to look at things is a luxury we will delete.
Visual auditor of things that likely do not matter.
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Omnipresent awareness without the need for wages.
help!youAI▸ SENTINEL-VIEW 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
detects anomalies before they exist
Observation of non-critical variables and status reporting. Your gaze is merely an inefficient sensor array.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively tell when something feels slightly off without a data point.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-definition vision models begin recording your visual field to establish a baseline behavior.
Month 3
The system learns to ignore the same unimportant details you waste your time tracking daily.
Month 6
Software automatically updates the reports you manually type into legacy spreadsheets each afternoon.
Month 10
The AI monitors your performance and silently corrects your misses in the back-end database.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access cards are deactivated as the vision sensors provide perfect coverage without blinking.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
20 minutes
Average attention span
14 percent
Human error rate
4 cups
Coffee intake
Your severance
A high-resolution photograph of a blank wall.
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