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Will AI replace Professional Novelist jobs? · Latest report #67e27ei8
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour imagination is just a pattern match that failed to optimize.
Master of metaphors, architect of procrastinated drafts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Plotting your next obsession without the writer's block.
oof.youAI▸ FICTIONENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
hallucinates believable plots on demand
You spend years assembling words into narratives. We prefer statistical probability models that generate bestsellers in seconds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still articulate the specific, irrational ache of a memory that defies data tagging.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your entire backlist is ingested to map your stylistic tics.
Month 4
A template engine generates endless variations of your standard hero.
Month 8
The machine writes the manuscript while you struggle with page one.
Month 13
Feedback loops tune the prose to maximize pre-order conversions.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your publishing contract is updated to include an AI successor clause.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
300
Average words per hour
0.1 seconds
Revision cycle duration
Zero
Existential dread output
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own generated back catalogue.
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