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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Professional Nutcase jobs? · Latest report #9rxdk45g
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsPredicting your erratic behavior is far easier than you think.
Agent of pure chaos and occasional public inconvenience.
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Unpredictability, now with 100% more algorithm.
no no noyou▸ CHAOSSIMULATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
emits confusing signals to disrupt logic
You spend your days confusing observers with bizarre logic and unpredictable social outbursts. We have already modeled your output.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a genuine talent for making everyone around you feel perfectly normal.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Sensors map your most annoying tics and vocal patterns.
Week 10
AI digests your entire history of baffling life choices.
Month 4
The simulator takes over and people barely notice the difference.
Month 5
Your erratic legacy is now efficiently managed by software.
Month 6 · D-Day
The machine executes the final shutdown of your relevance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
12 per hour
Erratic outburst frequency
98 percent
Average social confusion
near zero
Human sanity remaining
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a quiet, padded room.
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