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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou specialize in chaos, but our algorithms do it for free.
Unstructured chaos engineer, currently failing to remain unpredictable.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total insanity without the erratic human cost.
brr.you▸ CHAOSGEN-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite bizarre content 24/7
You provide unpredictable behavior for entertainment purposes. We have already modeled your entire personality for ad targeting.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a genuine, visceral flair for making strangers uncomfortable in real time.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
We scrape your entire history to map your chaotic patterns.
Day 2
An AI agent adopts your exact brand of frantic energy.
Month 6
Our bot posts at optimal times to maximize your engagement.
Month 6
The login credentials are transferred to our central server.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your human input is no longer required for viral content.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
zero
unpredictable outbursts
100 percent
ad revenue share
negative
human stability
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-digital wilderness.
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