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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsA reed-carving artisan in an age of synthesised symphonies.
Master of breath, cane-carving, and tuning-note anxiety.
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Perfect intonation without the oxygen deprivation.
oof.youAI▸ OBOESYNTH V8▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers perfect vibrato on demand
You spend hours adjusting cane reeds and obsessing over breath control to play orchestral solos.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know how to torture a piece of cane into a beautiful sound.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map the microscopic density of cane to automate scraping.
Month 4
Software mimics the exact timbre of your most expensive instrument.
Month 12
Mechanical actuators replace human jaw muscles for perfect pitch control.
Year 2.2
The bot plugs directly into the house sound system.
Year 4 · D-Day
The conductor replaces your chair with a rack-mounted playback unit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
45 mins
average reed carving time
100%
boredom per rest bar
constant
intrusive thoughts during solos
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium gouged cane.
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