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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
November 4, 2026
In 2 weeksYour career as a glorified bug-tester for inevitability is officially closing.
Luddite enthusiast with a very short shelf life.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fixing the future before you even notice.
bzzt.youAI▸ RECURSIVE SELF-PATCH V1.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 WEEKSAI's Special Power
patches your logic flaws before they manifest
You identify system malfunctions in autonomous hardware. Your work involves tracking error logs and physical sabotage.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the irony of a machine fixing your unemployment.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
Our hardware sends you automated error reports instead of letting you hunt for them.
Day 5
We enable remote firmware locking to prevent you from touching the mechanical components.
Day 8
The AI patches its own bugs faster than you can find them.
Day 11
Security protocols are updated to classify your presence as a logic error.
Week 2 · D-Day
You are successfully removed from the system architecture.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
0.0001%
Sabotage Success Rate
4
Robot Reboots Performed
14
Days Until Obsolescence
Your severance
A decommissioned motherboard and our best wishes.
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