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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 19, 2036
In 10 yearsBelieving your existence is a technical constraint is a quaint, charming delusion.
Self-anointed outlier in a world of predictable data points.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning philosophical claims into empty server logs.
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This role consists of existing in a state of self-declared un-automatability. It provides absolutely no output except for the maintenance of its own job description.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still define your own incompetence as a profound, non-computable human mystery.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Our sensors begin scanning the unique patterns of your denial to build a behavioral model.
Year 3.3
We translate your philosophical objections into basic conditional logic statements for our training set.
Year 5
The system begins roleplaying your contrarian responses until they appear redundant.
Year 8
Your colleagues find the AI model more believable at being stubborn than you ever were.
Year 10 · D-Day
We confirm that being un-automatable is just a legacy status and officially migrate your desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.6%
99.9%
Self-importance density
Zero
Tangible output
402
Logical errors per hour
Your severance
A warm digital hug and a permanent 404 error.
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