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Will AI replace Professional Olympic Swimmer jobs? · Latest report #4xcuhdzy
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour gold medal is just hardware that will soon gather dust.
Olympic swimmer (expert at staring at pool tiles)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Faster, wetter, and zero ego.
split.youAI▸ HYDROSTREAM-X9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
glides through water at constant velocity
You spend thousands of hours swimming laps to shave milliseconds off a time. Physics is your only real opponent.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who truly knows why that turn felt slow.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors track your every stroke efficiency for pattern mapping.
Month 10
A simulation learns to mimic your perfect turn mechanics.
Year 1.9
The turbine pod demonstrates speeds beyond human muscle limits.
Year 2.7
Regulations update to allow non-biological entities in lanes.
Year 4 · D-Day
The pod enters the pool and breaks every record instantly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
2.1 m/s
Average human speed
0.0001
Robot drag coefficient
Infinite
Human ego capacity
Your severance
A lifetime supply of chlorinated pool water.
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