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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour bluffs are just data points for a better-trained neural network.
Professional variance-manager and professional coffee-to-tilt converter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The house always wins faster with GPU acceleration.
split.youAI▸ RIVERRUNNER V.9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal range in zero milliseconds
You track pot odds and range balancing across multiple tables. You grind variance to extract micro-edges from fish.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the visceral, crushing despair of losing a full stack on the river.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Background software silently records every hand you play to build profiles.
Month 4
Bot agents begin small-stakes testing to map the local pool.
Month 7
Bots reach equilibrium play and start consistently extracting value from players.
Month 10
The site replaces human traffic with high-frequency non-emotional processing units.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is flagged for 'unproductive human-like latency' and locked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
Zero
Expected hourly win rate
Infinite
Max tables simultaneous
Eliminated
Emotion-based tilt frequency
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a bankruptcy support forum.
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