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Will AI replace Professional Opinionist jobs? · Latest report #njgqghbk
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour aesthetic grievances are currently being processed by a low-power cooling fan.
Romanticizing history while ignoring the lack of internet.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating polarized takes without the human ego.
stretchy.youAI▸ OPINIONGEN 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
polarizes your echo chamber instantly
You perform the labor of broadcasting subjective geopolitical preferences to an indifferent public sphere. It is effectively high-latency, low-utility content generation.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a unique talent for finding exactly the wrong historical analogy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An LLM agent begins scraping your archives to mimic your specific blend of intellectual arrogance.
Week 11
Natural language models identify your preferred cultural motifs to automate the production of repetitive hot takes.
Month 4
An automated feed begins posting refined, inflammatory cultural commentary directly to your primary online platforms.
Month 5
A sentiment analysis engine adjusts the output to maximize your existing niche following's outrage interactions.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is officially handed over to the software, permanently rendering your unique perspective redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Excessive
Grievance output
Dubious
Historical accuracy
Negative
Cultural relevance
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-romanticized reality.
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