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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Professional Osu Player jobs? · Latest report #z6ecg68z
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour hyper-active clicking is just low-latency data for our models.
Clicking circles until your carpal tunnel screams.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect accuracy at zero latency.
wheee!you▸ CLICKMASTER V9.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
perfects every map without blinking
You track circles on a screen using precise mouse movements to high-tempo music. We automate the clicks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the physical frustration of missing a note by one millisecond.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Our software records your perfect cursor paths as training data.
Week 7
We inject inputs directly into the game's internal memory.
Month 3
Neural nets predict every song beat before it happens.
Month 5
The bot joins the leaderboard under your old profile.
Month 6 · D-Day
You become a spectator to your own computer.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
450
Average APM
High
Wrist strain index
99.9%
Circle hit accuracy
Your severance
A high-performance gaming mouse for your new hobby.
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