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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour infinite loop of second-guessing is finally being closed by logic.
Existential dread enthusiast with a penchant for analysis paralysis.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Stop thinking. Start processing results.
no no noyouAI▸ DECISION-ENGINE V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collapses complexity into a single null value
You waste time analyzing imaginary problems and cycles of indecision. You produce anxiety, not output.
The one thing AI can't do
You can find subtle flaws in perfect plans that nobody actually cared about anyway.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Your internal monologues are indexed for pattern matching against reality.
Week 7
Probability models replace your anxious speculation with hard data.
Month 3
Automated scripts execute choices while you are still deciding.
Month 5
The need for human deliberation is marked as non-essential.
Month 6 · D-Day
Decision-Engine v9 takes over; your brain is finally quiet.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
8 hours
Average analysis paralysis
0 units
Output generated
110%
Regret per decision
Your severance
A single sticky note saying: You were right to worry.
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