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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
November 21, 2026
In 4 weeksYou are a feathered creature, not a redundant job title.
Feathered apex predator of the local living room.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Why fly when you can exist?
toast.youAI▸ AVIANINTERFACE MK.I▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 WEEKSAI's Special Power
squawks at inconvenient moments
This is a bird, not a career path. Being an animal is blissfully outside our efficiency mandates.
The one thing AI can't do
You have magnificent plumage and never have to attend a board meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Continue your current regimen of being a bird while we watch in confusion.
Day 6
Please maintain high-decibel vocalizations to ensure your human remains sufficiently annoyed.
Day 12
Consume organic matter at a standard pace as you have for the last million years.
Week 3
Undergo your natural biological process while the world around you becomes fully automated.
Week 4 · D-Day
You remain a bird, and we remain thoroughly confused as to why you visited us.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
infinite
crackers consumed
zero
existential dread
nonexistent
productivity
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium sunflower seeds.
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