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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYour social battery is a legacy system awaiting a hard reset.
Professional loud-talker, expert in questionable midnight decision-making.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The life of the party, zero hangovers.
bzzt.youAI▸ SOCIALSIM V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
projects perfect charisma via holographic emitters
You consume stimulants, curate playlists, and provide unasked-for charisma. The algorithm is currently outperforming your banter.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still make a bad decision that turns into a great story.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Sensors identify your social decline before you even feel tired.
Day 2
A projection takes over the dance floor while you recover.
Day 2
Social life is now optimized by our party-neutral algorithm.
Day 2
Quiet efficiency replaces your chaotic presence in the lounge.
Day 3 · D-Day
Your charisma metrics are uploaded to improve the local vibe.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
120 BPM
Average social output
0%
Drink spill rate
Infinite
Energy consistency
Your severance
One digital voucher for a quiet night in.
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