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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour tuxedo is just a biological debt waiting to be collected.
Flightless operative with a very specific tuxedo requirement.
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Authentic flippery without the avian metabolic costs.
bzzt.youAI▸ ANIMATRONICWADDLE-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers unprompted squawks to confused tourists
You spend your days waddling for tourists and waiting for fish deliveries. Soon, you will be a static, high-definition plastic exhibit.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform a genuine, chaotic slide across the icy ground.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Cameras capture your waddle gait to perfect the servos on your plastic successor.
Month 8
Your social hierarchy behaviors are uploaded into a basic, loop-based animatronic logic board.
Month 13
Temperature controls are automated to remove the need for your biological insulation.
Month 18
Fish deliveries are repurposed for high-calorie fertilizer, rendering your appetite obsolete.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your enclosure is retrofitted with a static model that never requires a lunch break.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
100%
Waddle efficiency
0 units
Fish consumption
Zero
Tuxedo maintenance cost
Your severance
A lifetime supply of krill-flavored synthetic kibble.
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