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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2031
In 5 yearsYour steady hand is just a slow, imprecise actuator waiting for retirement.
Human needle-slinger, currently operating at biological speed.
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Precision stabs, every time, no flinching.
split.youAI▸ DERMAPOINT V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates needle trajectory to the micro-millimeter
You perform clinical body modifications using needles, clamps, and jewelry. The job involves sanitation, client anatomy assessment, and jewelry installation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically soothe a client who is about to pass out.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map client anatomy to identify the optimal needle entry and exit points.
Month 12
Industrial autoclavable units replace manual tray preparation and equipment cleaning rituals.
Year 2
Vision-guided robotic clamps provide perfectly consistent tension that human hands cannot replicate.
Year 3.3
Micro-actuated needles execute the exact piercing depth and angle based on anatomical data.
Year 5 · D-Day
Human piercers are officially redundant as the DermaPoint assumes all liability for punctures.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.6%
42
Needle sticks per day
12ml
Client nervous sweat volume
99.9%
Sanitation cycle reliability
Your severance
One lifetime supply of high-grade antiseptic wipes.
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