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Will AI replace Professional Poet jobs? · Latest report #ibze56h3
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour flowery metaphors are just inefficient data compression for the masses.
Romanticizing existence while waiting for the royalty check.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating infinite soul on demand.
ow.youAI▸ BARDLOGIC PRO V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates tragic sonnets from grocery lists
Crafts verses using rhythmic language and abstract imagery to evoke emotions. Often struggles with finding rhymes and publication.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know how to bleed onto a page without a prompt.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
The AI scans your entire portfolio to mimic your specific cadence.
Week 8
Models learn to simulate your deepest existential dread flawlessly.
Month 3
Algorithms flood literary journals with better work than yours.
Month 5
Poetry readers prefer the generated content's perfect syntax.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your creative license is revoked as the server takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
12,000
Average words per minute
98 percent
Emotive resonance score
Zero
Rhyme scheme failure rate
Your severance
A vintage typewriter and a box of fountain pens.
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