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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Professional Pokemon Player jobs? · Latest report #7nwzxip8
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsTraining digital creatures for cash is just data entry with flashier skins.
Chasing competitive dreams in a turn-based digital void.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The meta, solved perfectly, every single time.
help!youAI▸ POKE-OPTIMIZER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal type matchups in milliseconds
You spend hours grinding team compositions and analyzing competitive meta game statistics. You optimize move sets for tournaments.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational human stubbornness to cherish a specific digital critter.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our software scrapes every competitive match result across all servers.
Month 5
Algorithms identify the mathematically superior team builds every season.
Month 10
Scripts handle the repetitive egg-hatching process without player input.
Month 16
Neural networks learn to predict human opponent behaviors perfectly.
Year 2 · D-Day
The human element is removed as bots dominate all leaderboards.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
120 points
Average ELO volatility
400 hours
Time spent breeding pixels
Sub-minimum wage
Tournament prize efficiency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic simulation software.
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