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Will AI replace Professional Political Commentator jobs? · Latest report #taz9u64i
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour nuanced takes are merely training data for our superior agitation bots.
Professional agitator (mostly neoliberal, emotionally cynical)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Disrupting democracy one thread at a time.
help!youAI▸ SOROSGPT-X9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flood threads with statistically perfect dog-whistles
You manually synthesize political narratives across digital forums for ideological influence. Automation will generate consistent discourse at infinite scale without requiring human-grade snacks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still hallucinate genuine conviction in your own biased arguments.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors identify high-impact discussion threads ripe for automated ideological seeding.
Week 9
Automated agents populate digital personas with believable, long-term post histories.
Month 3
Large language models draft replies tailored to exploit specific user psychology.
Month 5
Distributed systems increase post frequency until organic discourse is completely drowned.
Month 6 · D-Day
The human account is flagged for suspicious activity and permanently deactivated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
4000
Tokens per outrage cycle
12min
Average thread longevity
99.9%
Human emotional bypass rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium ad-blocker licenses.
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