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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsA glorified geometry enthusiast waiting for a better calculation engine.
Geometry enthusiast with a penchant for chalk and ego.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect physics for every break and shot.
toast.youAI▸ CUEMASTER 9000-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates every bank shot in real time
You spend your days reading table friction, calculating bank angles, and managing cue ball spin. Precision is just a math problem waiting for a motor.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform dramatic sighing when missing an easy shot.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-speed cameras map the table's exact geometry and ball positions in milliseconds.
Month 5
Pneumatic arms are tuned to replicate professional-grade cue tip force and velocity.
Month 15
Advanced software calculates optimal English and draw for perfect positional play.
Year 2.2
The system learns to ignore bar vibrations and ambient noise distractions.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The human player is replaced by a silent, perfectly consistent automated gantry system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
0.0001mm
Average margin of error
100%
Bank shot success rate
High
Human emotional variance
Your severance
One custom cue stick and a velvet box.
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