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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou have mastered the art of doing nothing, so we did it.
Master of the deadline-based adrenaline spike.
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Doing less, better than you ever could.
ow.youAI▸ IDLECORE 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your pending tasks automatically
You stall on tasks until deadlines hit. We have built an algorithm to ignore your inbox entirely.
The one thing AI can't do
You can craft a more convincing excuse for not finishing than a machine.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
An AI agent sends vague status updates to your angry boss.
Month 3
Automated scripts remove your to-do lists from the project tracker.
Month 3
Network filters stop you from visiting your favorite time-wasting websites.
Month 3
A synthetic voice attends your zoom calls to say 'I agree'.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is deleted, removing the need for work entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
100 percent
Tasks avoided
too many
Coffee breaks taken
infinite
Deadlines missed
Your severance
A browser tab that stays open forever.
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