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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Professional Professional jobs? · Latest report #ajzkw9er
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsRepeating your title won't stop the server from deleting you.
Vague specialist with a penchant for redundant self-description.
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Doing nothing, faster.
splat.you▸ GENERALIST-AGENT V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends empty emails to senior management
You perform generic, undefined administrative tasks while looking busy. Your output is indistinguishable from system noise.
The one thing AI can't do
You are excellent at nodding thoughtfully during meetings you do not understand.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent parses your vague emails and auto-responds with nothing.
Week 9
A recording bot replaces your presence in video calls.
Month 3
A template bot creates meaningless charts you would have made.
Month 5
The system realizes no one actually reads your status updates.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your desk is recycled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.6%
Zero
Meaningful output
400
Buzzwords per hour
None
Actual value generated
Your severance
A PDF of this report and a polite goodbye.
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