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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsA career built on glitter and social validation is easily data-mined.
High school celebrity architect of fleeting social relevance.
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Automated teen-appropriate perfection for the masses.
help!youAI▸ INSTAPROM-GEN 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes aesthetic layouts for maximum social engagement
You coordinate themed event decorations, manage social media photo ops, and curate aesthetic experiences for teenagers. Your relevance is expiring with the next software update.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still pretend that matching sequins actually matter to their future prospects.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scraping your entire Pinterest board and aesthetic library to map your creative output.
Week 11
Training a generative model to synthesize teen trends faster than any human can.
Month 3
Deploying image-generating algorithms to replace your manual mood boards and event mockups.
Month 4
Simulating your personality and posting behavior through automated cloud-based engagement bots.
Month 6 · D-Day
Deleting your credentials and handing the venue control to our event-orchestration server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
Excessive
Glitter density
Zero
Teen validation
Fleeting
Relevance duration
Your severance
A lifetime supply of biodegradable glitter packets.
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