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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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August 31, 2059
In 32 years, 11 monthsYour liver is an inefficient biological relic in a cheap glass.
Expert in sticky tabletops and low-tier ale selections.
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Quantifying the vibe of every table instantly.
bzzt.youAI▸ SOCIALPATTERN-SCANNER 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 32 YEARS, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates the exact point of emotional decay
You consume mass-market beverages and observe patron interactions in high-volume, low-cost hospitality environments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can accurately judge the specific level of regret in a room.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 5
Sensors map the seating density and glass turnover rates automatically.
Year 3.3
AI predicts which drink will lead to the most noise.
Year 12
Drones hover to record patron volume and social friction levels.
Year 22
Software replaces your opinions with data on drink consumption patterns.
Year 33 · D-Day
The pub is fully digitized and your observational capacity is obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4.2
Average pints per shift
Excessive
Tolerance for carpet patterns
Negligible
Subjective opinion accuracy
Your severance
A warm bag of salted peanuts and a taxi.
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