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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou specialize in persuasive lies that machines now generate for pennies.
Professional word-smith and ego-driven public nuisance.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating authentic outrage at scale.
no no noyouAI▸ OPINIONSYNTH V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics human charisma to manipulate voter data
You write opinionated narratives and deliver rehearsed speeches to influence public opinion.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically feel the room turn cold when you make a bad joke.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors identify trending grievances and draft reactive content automatically.
Month 3
AI models refine your rhetoric to maximize dopamine hits.
Month 7
Deepfake avatars deliver your speeches without needing bathroom breaks.
Month 10
The machine monitors real-time reactions and adjusts its lies instantly.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your public image is fully managed by our optimized propaganda server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
45
Average lies per minute
2 seconds
Attention span captured
0.1
Human credibility score
Your severance
One free subscription to a dead newspaper.
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