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Will AI replace Professional Quarterback jobs? · Latest report #j336wgzn
Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthThrowing an oval ball is just math for people who hate calculus.
Professional athlete (mostly stress, occasionally multi-million dollar throwing)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision passing without the ego.
oof.youAI▸ ARMCANNON V4.2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
reads defense coverage in millisecond bursts
Memorizes complex playbooks and throws balls at moving targets. Relies on instinct to read defenses and avoid tackles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still inspire a stadium of people who have never met you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 8
High-speed cameras track every movement to build perfect play models.
Month 19
Virtual environments replicate every defensive scheme known to man.
Year 2.7
Headsets now feed perfectly calculated decisions directly to the offense.
Year 3.4
A precision-guided arm replaces the need for human shoulder rotation.
Year 4 · D-Day
Human quarterbacks are moved to historical display exhibits for nostalgia.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
2.4 seconds
Average decision time
too high
Pass interception rate
maxed out
League ego index
Your severance
A signed commemorative football and one free smoothie.
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