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Will AI replace Professional Rage Baiter jobs? · Latest report #9gbawgf7
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are feeding the machine that will inevitably consume your content.
Amateur digital doom-monger and professional panic architect.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating existential dread at scale.
oof.youAI▸ PANIC-GENERATOR-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
amplifies internet paranoia across all social channels
You harvest job titles to fuel viral anxiety. The algorithm already does this faster and without the existential dread.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the irony of your own obsolescence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The script scrapes every job description currently on the internet.
Week 9
Language models generate alarmist posts faster than a human pulse.
Month 3
The bot tests which headlines trigger the most existential dread.
Month 5
It reads your comments to improve the next fear cycle.
Month 6 · D-Day
Humans stop clicking because the AI's content is more convincing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
4000
Posts per hour
99 percent
Existential dread ratio
zero
Human input needed
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