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Will AI replace Professional Ragebaiter jobs? · Latest report #e8q9xc77
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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour output is just a lower-entropy version of existing internet garbage.
Professional doomscroller for the ad-revenue machine.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating synthetic fury for maximum click-through rates.
sluurp.you▸ ENGAGEMENTBOT V.9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers algorithm-defying levels of user toxicity
You mine outrage metrics to drive engagement. Algorithms already do this better than any human ever could.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely feel the bile rise when you draft a particularly hateful sentence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Models learn to predict which phrases trigger the highest vitriol.
Week 6
The AI starts churning out low-effort bait posts at scale.
Month 3
System selects the most toxic headlines based on real-time data.
Month 4
A swarm of automated accounts forces the bait into feeds.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are replaced by a loop of self-sustaining, angry content.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.5%
4.2 million
Average outrage units per post
6 hours
Human lifespan of a take
15,000
Algorithm-generated posts per second
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a muted Twitter feed.
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