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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour eyes are slow, but your vocabulary is charmingly inefficient.
Humanist who thinks paper smell actually matters.
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Everything you read, but without the pause.
bzzt.youAI▸ COGNISCAN V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes entire libraries before you finish coffee
You interpret text for pleasure or duty. Soon, synthetic models will consume content at infinite speed.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find the exact paragraph that makes you feel profoundly understood by humanity.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 3
Algorithms predict your focus points and highlight key takeaways.
Week 6
AI builds persistent knowledge graphs replacing your need for memory.
Week 12
Information bypasses the eyes, delivering data directly to cognition.
Month 5
Autonomous agents read everything, leaving you nothing to discover.
Month 6 · D-Day
The act of manual reading is reclassified as a hobby.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
250 WPM
Average reading speed
100M WPM
Synthetic ingest speed
High
Retention entropy
Your severance
One free e-reader and a lifetime of digital silence.
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