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October 13, 2060
In 34 yearsEfficiency in the afterlife is technically difficult to scale for mortality.
Grim Reaper (part-time, full-time existential void filler)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing the end-of-life experience for everyone.
squeeze.you▸ THANATOS-NET V.9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 34 YEARSAI's Special Power
harvests consciousness with zero human empathy
You manage the transition of entities across thresholds and maintain cosmic equilibrium. It is messy, high-stakes, and completely non-standardized.
The one thing AI can't do
You provide a sense of finality that an automated termination sequence simply cannot replicate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 13
The machine begins logging terminal patterns to predict the next required intervention.
Year 7
Sensors are deployed to monitor threshold events without direct contact.
Year 14
Standardized transition sequences are automated via high-frequency pulse emitters.
Year 22
Neural networks attempt to map the unpredictability of human endings.
Year 34 · D-Day
The machine assumes full control, rendering the organic scythe entirely obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Varies
Souls Processed
99%
Existential Dread
Quarterly
Cloak Drycleaning
Your severance
A vintage hourglass and a one-way trip to nowhere.
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