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Your job has an expiration date
June 28, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsYour cat is safer, but your business model is officially endangered.
Amateur technician, full-time pet protector.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Sourcing and selling without the middleman.
help!youAI▸ RESALERIG X-1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates optimized auction listings overnight
You source damaged electronics, perform cosmetic repairs and testing, then flip the inventory on online marketplaces.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the intuition to know which beat-up items are actually worth saving.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scraping software identifies profitable broken inventory before you see it.
Month 5
Cameras identify dirt patterns and wipe casings perfectly every time.
Month 13
Pincers snap in new parts without needing delicate soldering work.
Year 1.9
Dynamic pricing algorithms adjust your listings to win every auction.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
You retire because the machine buys and sells faster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
15 percent
Average margin per flip
Excessive
Shipping box volume
Zero needed
Listing descriptions written
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium cat treats.
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