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October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYour horizontal career trajectory is finally meeting its vertical end.
Master of the softest pillow and darkest room.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Do nothing more efficiently than ever before.
split.youAI▸ STASISPOD PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
optimizes sleep cycles while simulating productivity
You spend your days horizontal, scrolling through endless digital feeds while ignoring the sunlight. This highly demanding role in sedentary lethargy is being fast-tracked for total obsolescence.
The one thing AI can't do
You have an unmatched capacity for finding comfort in a pile of laundry.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Sensors identify your preferred level of darkness to prepare the optimal simulation environment.
Day 2
Algorithms curate a personalized feed that keeps you engaged without human interaction.
Day 2
The StasisPod assumes your posture, rendering your physical presence entirely unnecessary for the simulation.
Day 2
All biological needs are automated while the system achieves maximum efficiency in total inactivity.
Day 3 · D-Day
The machine continues to rot in your place, forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
18 plus
Daily Hours Horizontal
High
Average Scrolling Speed
Zero
External Light Exposure
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a windowless room.
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