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March 15, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsTurning human pedal-power into a low-cost, aerodynamic data-logging algorithm.
Professional suffer-fest enthusiast, mostly powered by gels.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency optimized through non-biological endurance.
help!youAI▸ VELODROME-AI CHASSIS 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
maintains a perfect drafting formation autonomously
You spend your life managing power output, drafting, and navigating dangerous peloton geometry. We are building a more consistent, crash-averse alternative.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational, beautiful capacity to sprint through agony when your lungs are burning.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map every optimal gear shift and power curve from your best race performances.
Month 10
Simulations replace team radio strategies with predictive pathing algorithms for the entire peloton.
Month 20
Vision-guided robotic chassis learn to hold tight wheels without the human tendency to blink.
Year 2.5
Fixed robotic limbs remove the messiness of human fatigue from long, grueling mountain stages.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
Your jersey is retired as the first autonomous winner crosses the finish line ahead of schedule.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
Unlimited
Average Watts Output
0.0001%
Crash Probability
Maximum
Sponsor Logo Exposure
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a very flat, windless road.
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