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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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November 3, 2026
In 12 daysProfessional loafer and digital playground enthusiast, soon to be offline permanently.
Professional Roblox enjoyer, master of the couch.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Playing games so you don't have to.
splat.you▸ IDLEBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 DAYSAI's Special Power
mimics aimless movement patterns endlessly
You spend your time playing virtual games and avoiding productive labor. Technology will soon replace your leisure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly appreciate the chaotic aesthetic of a poorly rendered block-based virtual environment.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
Simple bots will handle your basic movement tasks.
Day 4
AI will generate your sarcastic responses automatically.
Day 6
Algorithms will manage your profile progression 24/7.
Day 8
Servers will host your simulated persona indefinitely.
Day 12 · D-Day
The system deletes your character to save electricity.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
16+
Daily Roblox Hours
Zero
Economic Contribution
High
Weed Intake Rate
Your severance
A sincere thank you and a deleted account.
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