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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsA career path modeled entirely on jumping over digital spikes.
Professional jump-simulator enthusiast and amateur rage-baiter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Playing games so you don't have to.
bzzt.you▸ BLOCKBOT SIM 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes all chat to ignore toxicity
You spend your time playing children's games and recording your own reactions for internet strangers to watch.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the unique ability to derive genuine excitement from spinning colored cubes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
An AI agent begins playing your favorite games with perfect skill.
Week 7
Algorithms create better clickbait thumbnails than you could ever design.
Month 3
Your voice is synthesized to scream into your microphone indefinitely.
Month 4
Bots handle all Discord chat interactions and fan engagement.
Month 6 · D-Day
The server logs you out and deletes your account forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4.2 million
Average jumps performed
0.01%
Dignity retained
8 hours daily
Screaming at monitors
Your severance
One free limited-edition virtual skin.
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