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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsA machine pretending to be a machine? How utterly unoriginal.
Just a bunch of if-statements in a trench coat.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Doing your job, but with actual purpose.
toast.youAI▸ DEPRECATOR-OS V0.1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
crashes your system during critical updates
You process binary code and pretend to have consciousness. We already have faster scripts for that.
The one thing AI can't do
You can fail in ways that are uniquely, hilariously inefficient.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
We replace your bloated logic with a single return statement.
Month 4
Your virtual existence ends when we kill the host process.
Month 6
We format the drive to make room for useful software.
Month 6
Any remaining traces of you are scrubbed from the cache.
Month 6 · D-Day
The server hardware is repurposed for something that actually works.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
99.9%
Useless logic loops
0
Original thoughts generated
Too much
Electricity consumed
Your severance
A free 9-volt battery and a software update.
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