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Your job has an expiration date
October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsGravity is the only thing keeping you relevant, and it's free.
Professional vertical traveler, mostly chasing grades and sponsors.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Scaling any vertical face with perfect friction.
toast.youAI▸ CRAGCLIMB-X1▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
sends the project while you watch helplessly
You climb difficult routes for sponsors and crowds. Your job consists of grip strength, beta reading, and falling safely.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the subtle, humid shift in granite friction before a crucial dyno move.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 12
High-speed sensors map every rock feature for optimal movement modeling.
Year 5
Robotic grippers mimic tendon strength to hold microscopic crimps.
Year 12
Algorithms calculate the most efficient path for any limb configuration.
Year 22
New polymers replicate human sweat and friction levels on sandstone.
Year 40 · D-Day
A robot sends the world's hardest route without breaking a sweat.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
100 percent
Skin failure rate
4 per min
Sponsor shoutouts per minute
12kg yearly
Average chalk consumption
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium magnesium chalk.
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