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Will AI replace Professional Rock Climber jobs? · Latest report #95eidh8n
Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthGravity is the only partner you have left that won't betray you.
Professional vertical risk-taker and calloused-finger enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Drones do the sending so you don't break.
split.youAI▸ CRAG-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
secures every route with titanium efficiency
Scaling vertical rock faces using specialized shoes, chalk, and rope systems while managing immense physical risk.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the visceral fear of falling that keeps you alive on thin crimps.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
High-res LiDAR scans map every hold and crack on the wall.
Month 7
Robotic drills install magnetic anchors along the ideal climb paths.
Month 17
Remote operators feel the rock through haptic sensory gloves.
Year 2.5
Multi-limbed robots navigate routes with perfect, calibrated precision.
Year 4 · D-Day
The mountain is fully serviced by autonomous high-altitude climbing spider-rigs.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
42
Average falls per season
500g
Grams of chalk inhaled
variable
Seconds until ground impact
Your severance
One lifetime supply of liquid chalk and a stretcher.
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