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October 11, 2076
In 50 yearsMonetizing affection is remarkably inefficient when bots offer curated charm.
Expert in high-stakes fiscal-emotional alignment.
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Synthesized devotion, zero hidden costs.
bzzt.youAI▸ AFFECTIONOPTIMIZER V9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 50 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates net worth from across the room
Managing emotional expectations for financial gain while navigating complex social dynamics and expensive dinner dates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a target's bank balance stops justifying the effort.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 12
Algorithms map targets by wealth signals instead of personality.
Year 7
Language models generate perfect banter tailored to the target.
Year 18
Digital twins handle long-distance emotional labor without tiring.
Year 34
Bots calculate the hourly value of your romantic attention.
Year 50 · D-Day
Human interaction is fully bypassed for direct transfer of assets.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
450 USD
Average ROI per date
High
Gift quality variance
62 percent
Negotiation success rate
Your severance
One complimentary bouquet of synthetic roses.
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