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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour career lifespan is shorter than a modern smartphone battery cycle.
High-velocity collision specialist with a shelf-life.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimal yardage through superior kinetic physics.
oof.youAI▸ IMPACT-GAIT X-1▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
sprints through gaps robots cannot calculate
You navigate complex defensive schemes and take brutal physical impacts to gain yardage.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational human desire to run toward a brick wall for glory.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your movement to train better physics engines.
Month 12
AI predicts defensive gaps better than your human eyes.
Year 2
Ruggedized drones demonstrate superior acceleration and impact absorption.
Year 3
Teams prioritize consistent, impact-proof hardware over meat-based athletes.
Year 4 · D-Day
The league mandates robotic rosters for improved safety and speed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
3.3 years
Average career years
too many
Brain rattling collisions
high impact
Deprecation probability
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to high-end physiotherapy.
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