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Will AI replace Professional Sales Representative jobs? · Latest report #6xi4itgt
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour silver tongue is currently being downgraded to a basic data stream.
Serial talker, professional obfuscator, and occasional deal closer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the biological overhead.
oof.youAI▸ PERSUASIONENGINE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics human empathy with perfect timing
You spend your day talking to strangers to convince them to buy things they do not need.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a human starts to actually trust your fake sincerity.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The software writes better sales emails than you ever could.
Month 3
Cold calls are now handled by an AI that never stutters.
Month 8
The database updates itself so you stop inputting wrong phone numbers.
Month 13
Smart bots identify prospect pain points faster than your brain works.
Month 18 · D-Day
Human persuasion is officially deemed too slow for modern market speeds.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
92 percent
Average rejection rate
45 liters
Coffee consumed per quarter
14
Lies told per meeting
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a better personality.
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