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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou teach people to close deals while your own career expires.
Professional Sales Trainer (specializing in empty confidence)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals through perfect data
oof.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER PRO 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates objections based on real customer data
You coach staff on closing techniques, cold calling scripts, and overcoming objections during live roleplay workshops.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying to a junior seller.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI avatars conduct endless, consistent practice sessions for all staff.
Month 7
Real-time call data generates scripts that outperform your human intuition.
Month 16
Automated systems replace your critique with instant, objective feedback loops.
Year 2.1
Management realizes a server rack is cheaper than regional workshops.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The sales training department is deleted to improve organizational efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4,200
Roleplay hours wasted
99%
Average sales pitch fatigue
Declining
Human charisma retention
Your severance
One free subscription to a generic sales webinar.
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