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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Professional Secret Keeper jobs? · Latest report #ikhax7p5
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour NDAs protect nothing when the server is the only witness.
Professional gatekeeper of things nobody cares about anymore.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The ultimate vault for non-disclosed secrets.
bzzt.youAI▸ MUTEPROTOCOL-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your access keys on command
You guard corporate information that you refuse to disclose. Soon, encrypted ledgers will handle the silence for you.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows exactly which secrets actually matter.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated permission gates replace your physical check-in clipboard.
Month 4
Blockchain ledgers record every entry attempt without human oversight.
Month 8
AI-vision sensors detect unauthorized devices in secure zones.
Month 13
Algorithms handle all background checks and NDA processing.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system self-seals and no longer requires human witnesses.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
0
Confidentiality breaches recorded
12,000
Hours spent not speaking
482
NDA documents signed
Your severance
One free non-disclosure agreement of your own.
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