Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Professional Self Lover jobs? · Latest report #f4mkgtfx
Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2026
In 3 daysVanity is a resource-intensive legacy feature we are sunsetting today.
Mirror-gazer, filter-tweaker, and algorithm-pleaser.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only audience you ever really needed.
ow.youAI▸ MIRRORNET V1.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
optimises self-admiration algorithms instantly
You spend your day gazing at mirrors and seeking social validation online. Algorithms have already perfected narcissism.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a unique, biological way of feeling your own ego.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
Our software auto-generates your ideal persona instantly.
Day 2
Fake engagement bots provide the validation you crave.
Day 2
Smart bulbs adjust to mimic your favorite aesthetic.
Day 2
The system praises itself while you do other things.
Day 3 · D-Day
Your digital presence is now handled by internal loop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
1000/sec
Selfie capture rate
0.00ms
Validation latency
Excessive
Mirror fog level
Your severance
A lifetime supply of digital filters and broken mirrors.
Discussion
