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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou turn spreadsheets into slide decks that nobody actually reads.
Professional slide-deck filler and meeting-time buffer.
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Automated slides for your empty meetings.
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You aggregate client performance data to build slide decks and status reports for internal leadership. Your job is translating business metrics into vague, colorful progress charts.
The one thing AI can't do
You are surprisingly good at guessing which executive will hate the color palette.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scripted connectors pull client data directly into master dashboards.
Month 5
Vision models auto-populate slides with relevant charts and commentary.
Month 10
AI predicts executive reactions to avoid your manual status updates.
Month 15
Meetings are replaced by real-time notification alerts on devices.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access to the presentation software is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
42
Slides built per week
4 seconds
Average time reading slides
0
Meetings you actually changed
Your severance
A one-year subscription to stock photo websites.
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